Squeezers

What may you ask are Squeezers? Typically I'll tell someone I'm about to donn my Squeezers and go out for a ride. In person they stare at me, on the phone there is that moment of silence and then .. what? Squeezers? Yup,. you know. Bike shorts. Squeezers. I mean that is what they do, they squeeze stuff they really shouldn't. People may point and laugh but they don't know the saving grace that is a pair of padded bike shorts/bibs.